The grad school racket

It’s like this: see . . . You tell the kids they gotta get a Master's degree, see… and then you tell them they got to get a PhD… and then they got to publish. . . and then they got to go to conferences. see.. and then if they DON’T get a job you tell them that they just didn’t try hard enough and you quick lose their address and you go after the next bunch of kids, and you tell them, it’s like this: see . . .